Oh, I got a new job. If you live around Burleson, TX and enjoy an occasional trip to Olive Garden, I may provide you with delicious breadsticks.
sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
avalar: my talents include surviving on 2 hours sleep and an extensive spongebob knowledge base
I had no interests. I had no interest in anything. I had no idea how I was going...– Charles Bukowski (via stelison)
I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14...– Stephen King (via allegorys)